imagine a guy who has a shoving pie in his ass fetish and someone tells him to shut his pie hole so he clenches his anus and keeps talking
a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.
what the fuck
This water is VEGAN???? *spits it out* bring me some meat water you punk clown